Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.
the first rule of fight club
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
*walks into school*
stop being mean and look at this duck with an afro